Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Shaggy Toreador

Category: Rated G

By Chris Cole


It seems there was this young man who had long dreamed of becoming a bullfighter. Eventually, his attained his bullish goal. Curiously enough, he also had an avid following among a group of students from a local rabbinal school that occupied a special section in the stadium. They enthusiastically cheered him on in every engagement. One day, however, he was paying a bit more attention to his audience than to his adversary and, following his cape flourish and verbal outburst as the bull passed, one of its horns nicked him in the nether regions. This elicted an exclamation from his fans that can best be described as an “Oy” of “Ole”!

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