Bob Levi sent this version of an olde Texas Tale. Lowrie Beacham added the third line.

Speaking of Texans, I’m sure that you’ve heard the one about the three Texans walking across the Golden Gate Bridge around midnight. One of them decided that he had to urinate. Since it was dark, he wasn’t concerned that he’d be seen. His companions decided to join him.

As they were relieving themselves over the side of the bridge, one of the Texans turns to his buddies and says, “Boy, that water sure is cold.”

The second Texan replied, “Yep. And deep too.”

Then, the third Texan adds, “Yeah, but the bottom is soft sand.”