There are several versions of this on the internet. This is (such as it is) one of the most socially acceptable.
It reads: Yesterday afternoon I was going back home with my gf, when I left her arm to take out my phone and then took this photo. She got angry and shouted real bad at me. Didn’t talk to me again that day. But let’s just be honest: how many times do you find a dog driving over the city?