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Shaggy Halloween

Category: Rated G

This was placed on a day-before-Halloween exam by my pharmacy colleague, Miguel Salazar. Well worth repeating.


It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar. “What will you have?” the bartender asked.

“I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied.

“I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second.

“I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third.

“OK, let me get this straight,” the bartender said. “That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”

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