By Alan B. Combs

The other day, the CDC released statistics claiming that 96% of Americans have had sex by the time they are 20 years old. See, I am highly skeptical of this magic number, and this morning, local radio personality Bob Cole pointed out the critical flaw.

Considerably more than 4% of folks are too ugly or too socially inept to have scored by the time they are 20.

As Garfield says, “….”