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See the Palms?

Category: Rated G

A Bob Levi Original…


Russ was leaving home for the Great Lakes Training Center to start his career in the Navy. His new wife, Amy, was filled with remorse and sadness. Russ was equally brokenhearted, but he felt that in these troubled times, he needed to serve his country. So he kissed his bride farewell and left for basic training.

Of course he took a framed portrait of Amy with him. Every night Russ would sit on his bunk, stare at the photo and long for his new wife. He would talk to himself and reminisce about their wonderful times together. Finally one of his bunkmates asked him what was going on. Russ just sighed and moaned, “I truly miss her and that’s why I moon over my Amy.”

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