This was submitted by Seth Cohen, a student at one of the *other* colleges of Pharmacy.

The Local AM Radio station here ran a story this morning about a research project that is involved in feeding Prozac to clams.

I called the station to ask where this study was being conducted, and they said it’s in Gettysburg, PA.

I then said to the DJ, “I didn’t know Prozac was a mussel relaxant.”

I heard him sputter coffee right before he hung up on me.