Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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School Daze

Category: Rated G

This is by Chris Cole.


We’ve all heard more than our share about Tarzan and Jane. Cheetah, however, rarely makes the news. He seems to always be in the background, except when some kind of comic relief is called for. Then, he rises to the occasion. Actually, this is really quite remarkable, considering his lack of formal thespian training. Even after the fame of numerous movies and TV series, Tarzan and Jane tried repeatedly to enroll their little chimp in one acting school after another. They hoped to further hone is innate acting talents and add professional polish to them. Alas, they ran up against a time-worn, but nearly universal academic prejudice. It seems that when it comes to trying to enroll in school, nobody wants to associate with a known Cheetah.

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