Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Santa Catalina

Category: Rated G

This was the nearly instantaneous response of my Pun Mistress, Scarlet, to a previous story that had the punchline: “Judy’s garland goes somewhere over the brain, Bo!”

BRAVO! BRAVO! Two dozen plus two athletes were lined up to present the garland amidst a crowd of one hundred forty four dour onlookers. The athletes were cheering and laughing, but the onlookers were not so happy. In other words there were only TWENTY-SIX SMILES A GROSS TO SEE.

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