Bob Levi submits this timely groaner.
I once heard about an enterprising madam who wanted to promote her house of ill repute. Just before Independence Day, she ran a notice in the local paper that advertised: “Have a Bang With Us on the Fourth!”
Bob Levi submits this timely groaner.
I once heard about an enterprising madam who wanted to promote her house of ill repute. Just before Independence Day, she ran a notice in the local paper that advertised: “Have a Bang With Us on the Fourth!”
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