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Rude Currency Exchange

Category: Rated PG

Mitch sent me this one. I can only use it for the rude list, but I like the pun.


An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.

He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady said, “Fluctuations.”

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, “Fluc you Amelicans, too!”

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