Sam Allred and Bob Cole are morning country CJs (there ain’t no DJs no more, you realize) on a weekday morning talk program here in Austin.

Next item you need to know — there is an AA level professional baseball club (the Round Rock Express) that plays in one of Austin’s bedroom communities. It is owned by Nolan Ryan and his son and it really is a high class operation.

Bob was telling us how he went to the very first home game. One patron, an overly large and excessively lubricated female became loud and boisterous. They tried to quiet her down, but she became physically abusive and it took quite a few members of Security to remove her.

Bob told us he was there at that historical occasion. He got to see them throw out the first bitch.