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Robinson Crusoe

Category: Puns, Rated G

I received this worthy groaner from Alice Collins who says, “Since I’m not the author of this joke (I heard it so long ago I don’t remember where) if you are going to give me credit, make it credit for perpetuating the joke, not perpetrating it.


Did you hear the one about the two mosquitos on Robinson Crusoe’s island? One says to the other, “I’m leaving now, but I’ll see you on Friday.”

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