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Ripping off an Indian

Category: Rated G

This is an *old* classic that keeps coming around in various versions on the Internet.


A Indian Holy Man visited New York City, and stoped at a butcher shop to buy some liver. The butcher was teaching his nephew how to cheat such visitors in the classical manner and pushed down with his thumb on the scale while measuring the meat. The nephew was not too smart, and he asked his uncle to explain again exactly what he should do. The answer came, “Weigh down upon the Swami liver.”

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