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Rickling the Funny Bone

Category: Rated G

Yet another original creation from Chris Cole.


Don Rickles, the well-known King of the Insult for All Occasions, was once asked the secret to his long-lasting success. After staring wide-eyed at his questioner and prefacing his answer with the well-worn, “Dummy!”, Don replied, “Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise!”

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