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Retirement

Category: alt.humor.puns, Rated G

From rosecatt@webtv.net on alt.humor.puns


Last weekend I visited Grandpa at the retirement center. Pretty nice place, all the amenities, including tennis and golf. Grandpa and I sat on a bench watching some of the residents tee off. One guy in particular caught my attention – he seemed too young to be part of the group.

When I remarked on this to Grandpa he said “Oh, that liar! He is really only 45, but he faked his application, got in here at our reduced rate, and you know, it isn’t fair to play a round with him, since he has the advantage of youth.”

I borrowed Gramp’s binoculars to get a better look, and sure enough, I spied a fellow fibbin’ on the old folks tee.

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