“What do you mean we can’t go to that restaurant for dinner tonight?”
“Well, they’ve closed it for redecorating.”
“Why is that?”
“Well, it used to have this over-sentimental decor, until the new owners bought the place and redid it. But people began staying away in droves so the new owners are–”
“Oh, no.”
“Yep, they’re re-maudlin.”