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Restaurant Changes

Category: Rated G

“What do you mean we can’t go to that restaurant for dinner tonight?”

“Well, they’ve closed it for redecorating.”

“Why is that?”

“Well, it used to have this over-sentimental decor, until the new owners bought the place and redid it. But people began staying away in droves so the new owners are–”

“Oh, no.”

“Yep, they’re re-maudlin.”

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