Rejected titles for Brokeback Mountain

This was sent to the groaners listserv by Myke Ashley-Cooper. Many are old jokes under a new guise. The author is unknown.


PRANCES WITH WOLVES

JEREMIAH’S JOHNSON

THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA PADRE

BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID

PAINT YOUR WANGON

HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG

THE WILD BRUNCH

HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON

THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER

DOC’S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID

VERY RAW HIDE

LONESOME DOUG

THE HOARSE SOLDIERS

DESTRY RIDES AGAIN… AND AGAIN

McCABE AND MR. MILLER

HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES

QUICKLY DOWN UNDER

BAREBACK MOUNTING

BONE-NANZA

DON’T MESS WITH TEX’S ASS

HOME ON THE RANGER

OKLAHOMO

ROOSTER COCKBURN

LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE

BALONEY PONY RODEO

TUBESTEAK COWBOYS

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE FABULOUS

SILVER-ROD-OWWW

HIGH NOONER

HONEYSUCKLE ROSS

ROUGH RIDERS

SHANON DO HIM

WILLY, THE KID

RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY

CAT BALLYOU

BIG TAIL


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FUDGEPACK MOUNTAIN

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