These are from the groaners listserv.

Is that a cul-de-sac?

No way.

What’s a novel?

Well, you see, it’s kind of a long story..

Do you ever wonder what eternity means?

All the time..

What is a distraction?

A distraction is..oh look! A bird..

What does ambiguous mean?

Could mean anything, I guess..

Do you worship regularly?

Yes. Religiously.

What is perception?

What’s it to you?.

What does condescending mean?

Sit down and I’ll explain it to you in simple terms you can understand..

Are you an agnostic?

I don’t believe so..

How do you feel about hyperbole?

Super fantastic!.

So you think God is a paradox?

Well, he is and he isn’t..

What does paranoid mean?

Why do you ask? Say, who sent you anyway?.