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Practically time to eat

Category: Rated G

This version was posted by Steve Poge in alt.humor.puns.


At one time, there was a Sea Scout camp outside of Norfolk, Virginia. It was so close to the beach that the porpoises could be seen swimming in to shore at dinnertime. The camp’s chef would announce the meal by yelling, “It’s chow time for all in tents — and porpoises!”

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