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Pickup Lines

Category: Rated PG

Sue Lemcke sent me this wee groaner.

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow manure and dives down toward her.

Pardon me,” he asks, turning on his best charm……. “but is this stool taken?”

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