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Phantom Shopping Center

Category: Rated G

by Alan B. Combs

Over the last few days, I have been watching with amazement the reconstruction of one of our large indoor shopping centers. What they have been doing is painting the place in a red and black motif, and they have constructed large artificial horns on the top.

I finally figured it out when they advertised they are going to rename the place “Darth.”

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