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Pay Toilet Lament

Category: Adult Theme

Yes, I am old enough to remember pay toilets at such places as gas stations. I learned this lament as a child, though I never did mention it to my parents.

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted.
Paid a nickel to shit,
But, only farted

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