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Passing A Nursing Home

Category: Adult Theme, Puns

I can always count on Lowrie Beacham for a fresh approach to an old subject. The author is not known.

One day while passing a nursing home I noticed a number of old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

“Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?”

“Yes,” he said. “They are retired prostitutes and they’re having a yard sale!”

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