SubscribeThis rude little picture pun is making the rounds. The creator is unknown.
Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots
The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive
Shaggy Bomb
Category: Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG
… Shaggy Palm Story
Category: Rated PG
This little story is from Dave Wallace.
I’ve had a rotten week, mostly, as I’ve had a nasty digestive condition which caused sudden, unplanned dashes to the bathroom. So I kept in close range and even moved some furniture around so as to have unimpeded access. Girl Next Door (GND) whispered a palliative in my ear & even drove to the pharmacy to get the needed tubing and stuff for me. So, twice a day, I did the simple procedure, … Read the rest…
Shaggy Maiden
Category: Picture Pun, Rated NC-17
… The Coke Salesman in Israel
Category: Cartoon Puns, Rated G
Dave Wallace sent this in. He says he got it from a friend whose first husband was Jewish. Beyond that, it’s origin is unknown.
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israelis?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned to convey … Read the rest…
New Quickies
Category: Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts
Here’s a new list of short ones making the rounds. Thanks to Don Drinnon.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. Yep – it’s syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. BUT, He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This … Read the rest…
Shaggy Wrapper
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
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… I Was Walken Along…
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… Having A Really, Really Bad Day
Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy
Shayne sent us this version of a tale that combines equal portions of pathos and justice.
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”… Read the rest…
Let Me Be Your POSSLQ!
Category: Current Events, Puns, Rated G
There is still lots of material in the archives. Lowrie sent this a couple of years ago. It’s an old classic that is long overdue.
The trouble with not sleeping well is the totally random thoughts that intrude. This morning at 5 am, here came POSSLQ, unbidden, from the memory vaults. All I could recall was that it stood for Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters, and had been used in the Census. Wikipedia revealed that it was the … Read the rest…