Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Christmas Unnerving

Category: Poetry, Rated PG

This Holiday poem is by my Dad, Alan B. Combs.

Slow and Shaggy Wins the Race

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG-13

This picture pun just started making the rounds. I first saw it on Memebase, but I don’t know where it originated.

Slow PokeRead the rest…

May the Farce Be With You

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

Joe Black submitted the following sci fi shaggy puppy.

Luke Skywalker was trying to convince Master Yoda that he was ready to face the Dark Side, and was begging to be given a Final Test. The Small Green One thought for a moment and said “A trial which undergo you can, but perilous it is. Though not as powerful as the Sith Lords, there is a Corps of Officers of the Empire, who are not wise in the ways of … Read the rest…

You Otter Know

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This cute little picture pun is making the rounds.

I feel like we're drifting apart... Maybe it's time we see otter people

Warped and Shaggy

Category: Rated G

This scientific tale is from Joe Blake.

A scientist had invented a new space drive, called a Dark Drive, because when it was initiated, the vehicle it was driving was converted into quarks, which were twisted by a powerful magnetic field, so that the stream of quarks warped into another dimension. This warping had the side effect of attracting all the photons within a relatively small radius, hence with the field of operation it got dark.

He attended a scientific … Read the rest…

Superstorm Shaggy

Category: Puns, Rated G

This timely little entry is from Dave Wallace. He says he stole it from PPrune.

I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in North Dakota near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and … Read the rest…

Some Things Never Change

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

This timely picture pun is making the rounds.

Remains of what archaeologists believe was the first politicianRead the rest…

Don’t Let Adobe’s Lawyers See This!

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This is probably my favorite picture pun in a long time.

Adobe Photo ShopRead the rest…

Hide and Sikh

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This little picture pun is making the rounds on the internet. It’s creator is unknown.

My Next Trick Is Gonna Be SikhRead the rest…

Jim Macauley’s Bulwer-Lytton Entry

Category: Puns, Rated G

Jim Macauley sent in his rejected Bulwer-Lytton entry. I think we have better taste here than the Bulwer-Lytton judges do.

In the food preparation area of the Topkapi Palace in 15th century Istanbul, Mehmet, the master chef and author of the renowned ‚ÄúDissertation on Desert Desserts,” was busy demonstrating that he could improve the flavor of most dishes with just a sheik of sultan pepper.… Read the rest…