From the groaners listserve.
You’ve probably heard of “deja vu,” the illusion of having previously experienced a situation that is happening now. Here are some related expressions:
I feel like I’ve…
…milked this cow before: deja moo
…seen this strange animal before: deja gnu
…smelled this bad odor before: deja phew
…visited this menagerie before: deja zoo
…scared this person away before: deja boo
…read this mystery book before: deja clue
…been in this courtroom before: deja
Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on February 6, 2007.
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This was published on the bwjokes2 listserv. I am not completely sure that I understand the joke.
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Phart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow said, “I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!”
The Ant said “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I… Read the rest…
This is from Gil Krebs. It wasn’t initially an Aggie Joke, but the slight change seemed so apropos.
Three Aggie gentlemen, Walt, Elmer and Stan, went hunting in a remote forest. As one of them was crossing a fallen log, he tripped, dropped his rifle and shot himself. The other two ran quickly to their unconscious friend and saw that his chest was covered with blood. Walt turned to Stan and said, “We got to get Elmer to… Read the rest…
Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on February 4, 2007.
This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar.
Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on February 3, 2007.
This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar.
The epic from Paul DeAnguera continues.
Tendrils of mist along the shores of the Yellow River glowed pink and peach in the rising sun, parting now and then to reveal sampans already busy between the junks and warehouses of 12th-century Kaifeng. Captain Quid emerged onto the quarter-deck, surveyed the pleasant scene, and began his morning ablutions. He extended his left arm skyward and scratched under it. He was just starting in on his other armpit when, suddenly, he… Read the rest…
xkcd is a webcomic by Randall Munroe. Sometimes he includes puns that are usually of a mathematical and/or scientific nature.
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Posted by Stan Kegel in groaners listserv.
My brother, David, who lives in Maine, tells this story.
Several years ago David owned a roan stallion he had trained to hunt moose. His stallion could smell moose at least a mile away. Of course, many people make similar claims. Most, who have been near enough to notice, agree that moose do have a distinctive odor.
When moose season arrived, David would saddle up the roan and ride off into… Read the rest…
Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.
This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on July 18, 2003.
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