Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Shaggy Standup Comic

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Ok, at this point, Chris Rock is probably known more as an actor than as a standup comedian, but that’s how I know him.


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Punniest of Show: Jason Epstein

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

Jason Epstein scored a very solid 37 points, just missing the awards with his riff on the names of political candidates.

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If I only had a Brain…

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another picture pun. I think this one is a bit more clever than most.


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Punniest of Show Winner: Jerzy Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

First time competitor Jerzy Gwiazdowski won Punniest of Show with a 40-point skit on the U.S. state names.

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Punniest of Show Second Place: Gracie Deegan

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

Defending Punniest of Show champion Gracie Deegan did herself proud, scoring 39 points and taking second place with a cascade of European puns.

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Punniest of Show Third Place: Benjamin Ziek

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

Regular pun-off competitor Ben Ziek took third place in Punniest of Show with his cheese-themed skit.

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Punniest of Show 2012 Results

Category: News, Rated G, Video

Yesterday was the annual O. Henry Pun-Off. My favorite part of the competition is Punniest of Show, where prepared skits are performed and judged.

There were six judges, and the highest and lowest scores were tossed out.

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# Contestant Judge 1 Judge 2 Judge 3 Judge 4 Judge 5 Judge 6 Total
1 Joe Pendal 5 6 6 6 6 5 23
2 Kelly Dupen 4 5 3 3 4 3 19
3 Jacob Dodson 8 6 8 9 7

Punster of the Year 2012 Named

Category: News, Rated G

As part of the annual O.Henry Pun-Off, Bob Dvorak has been named Punster of the Year by the International Save the Pun Foundation. Bob is a constant presence on the pun website, and a regular competitor in the Pun-Off.

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Ich bin ein Berliner

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This is the first of these I’ve seen using the name of the country. The original creator is unknown.


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Watt is Love?

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

I’ve seen this one floating around for a while, and finally got around to posting it.


What is love? Baby don't hertz me. Don't hertz me, No morseRead the rest…