Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


The Costs of Inflation

Category: Adult Theme, Short Snorts

Dave Wallace sent this little gem.


NOTICE:

The activity formerly known as “69” will henceforth be called “96”. This is due to the higher cost of eating out.… Read the rest...

O.Henry Pun-Off 2014 – Mark Your Calendar

Category: News

This year’s O.Henry Pun-Off World Championship will be held on May 10th in downtown Austin, Texas. Look for official details to be released soon by your fine punsters at PunPunPun.com.

You can also keep up on Facebook.… Read the rest...

Better than Can’t Gogh

Category: Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G

This cultured picture pun is making the rounds.


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A Pun for the Halibut

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

Denny Adams sent this little guy in…


After a long day of fishing, I was feeling a little frisky, but alas, my wife wasn’t interested. She said “Not tonight, Dear. I’ve got a haddock.”… Read the rest...

Siri Puns

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Apple’s digital assistant Siri has an army of writers working to develop answers to questions common and uncommon. On occasion, the answer has a nifty little pun.

This little Holocaust pun is both inappropriate and funny.


anne frankly I don't find them entertaining


2014/01/14: As I come across more of these Siri puns, I’ll probably add them on here.

Let's not put Descartes before the horse

You're going to find this rather... breathtaking.Read the rest...

I Dream of Jeannie She’s a Light Brown Hare

Category: Rated G

Dave Wallace sent in this tasty little gem.


In Australia, rabbit was once known as “Depression Mutton”, but now it has become a darling of the cooking shows.

Rabbit Stifado

Matthew Evans provides the rabbits for this traditional Greek recipe, wherein the meat is browned then slow-cooked with onion, garlic and spices, resulting in a richly flavoured stew.

Chop each rabbit into 6 large pieces.

Heat the olive oil in deep-sided, heavy-based pot. Add the butter and oregano. Season well … Read the rest...

Have a Ball

Category: Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Another submission from the prolific Denny Adams.


Walgreens was having a sale on my favorite deodorant last week. I couldn’t find any on the shelves, so I asked the lady at the sales counter.

She said, “We have it; it’s here behind the counter. Would you like the ball type?”

I said, “No, thanks. I just want it for my underarms.”… Read the rest...

A Pun I Truly Relish

Category: Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

Denny Adams submitted this quick pun.


I went to the grocery store last night, and got to the cashier. She asked, “Paper or plastic?”

I said, “Either is fine. I’m Bi-sacktual.”… Read the rest...

Diego Come and Me Wanna Go Home

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds. I certainly can’t argue with it…


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Drinking the Cool Aid

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

This one, sent in by Mike Franklin, has been making the rounds. But this version is a bit more shaggy then what I had seen.


I’ll start this one with an evil grin…

So there’s this slightly introverted high school student who has never asked a girl to a dance. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. He musters up the courage to ask one of his friends. She says yes…… Now he has … Read the rest...