This entry by Cory Gano earned a Dishonorable Mention in the Children’s Literature section of the Bulwer-Lytton terrible writing contest for 2004. I am so jealous.… Read the rest…
Dave Wallace pointed out that this old favorite wasn’t in the collection.
A penguin was driving through the desert when her car broke down. She waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. Her car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told her he would need a couple of hours to check things out. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn’t complain, and then wandered off to find the closest supermarket. She proceeded to the … Read the rest…
By Alan B. Combs.
It does seem to me that there are three ways that folks ride … Read the rest…
It has been about 16 years since the sequence of jokes and commentaries about catching polar bears was posted on Tarzan’s Tripes Forever (Use the Search function). I liked it then and I still do. Lo and behold, Punster of the Year Bob Dvorak has posted a variant.
[Not original. Received this a.m., but I’ve never seen it before!]
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where … Read the rest…
I don’t know about you, but I can’t look at this one without hearing the jingle in my head. The creator is unknown.
Karin Maxey scored 36 points with her meat-based story about a date she went on.
Ok, at this point, Chris Rock is probably known more as an actor than as a standup comedian, but that’s how I know him.
Jason Epstein scored a very solid 37 points, just missing the awards with his riff on the names of political candidates.
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