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Punniest of Show 2014 Winners

Category: News

I’ll have full results later today, and video over the next day or two, but here are the winners of the Punniest of Show at the 2014 O.Henry Pun-Off.

1st – Alex Petri
2nd – Ben Ziek
3rd – Andy Balinsky

All three scored an impressive 39 points (out of a possible 40), and the ordered was determined by audience applause.

Congrats, Alex!… Read the rest...

A Future CAWnvict

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Dave Wallace sent in this picture pun that’s been making the rounds. I’ll admit that I had to think about it the first time I saw it.

Attempted MurderRead the rest...

Don’t Blow This One…

Category: Rated PG-13

This blink-and-you-miss-it pun was submitted by Denny Adams.


A woman went to her optometrist for an exam. The Dr turned the exam chart on the wall and asked her to read it. she replied that she couldn’t see anything. He increased the size to 6″ and asked her to try again. Still nothing.

So he enlarged it again to a foot. Still cant see it. out of frustration he pulled out his manhood, and asked if she could see it. … Read the rest...

I Could Wax On About this Pun

Category: Puns, Rated G

Dave Wallace sent this little gem in, that while not exactly timely, is wonderfully subtle. I expected it to go in a very different direction.


General: Mr. President, we have just received news that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed.
Bush Jr.: Oh God! This is horrible news! (tears up)
General: Is everything OK sir?
Bush Jr.: Just… how many… is one brazilian?… Read the rest...

A Jewcy Pun

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns, Short Snorts

Denny Adams sent in this martial pun.


The Israeli armed forces have developed their own form of martial arts. They call it Jew-jit-su.… Read the rest...

So, Zoo Me!

Category: Gatling Puns, Picture Pun, Rated G

This series of animal puns is making the rounds.


When animals argueRead the rest...

Not a Boaring Advertisement

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

Dave Wallace submitted this punny advertisement from down under. He says that Americans might need to look up Pig’s Arse in the Urban Dictionary.


So you don't think you need legal adviceRead the rest...

Don’t be Testy!

Category: Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Denny Adams sent in this tasty treat.


A Texas Bar and grill specialized in serving mountain oysters. The sign in the window said “come on in, and have a ball”… Read the rest...

What Ukraine About?

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This topical picture pun is making the rounds.


Crimea riverRead the rest...

Ignore the Booze from the Crowd

Category: Rated G

Dave thinks this is an original of his. At least as original as anything can be these days.


The Geezers fought in the Second World War, where courage often came from the bottle. So few remaining…

The Baby Boomers were brought up to be healthy and eschew alcohol.

So what about the pre-Boomers in between?

That would be a Boozer.… Read the rest...