Submitted by Mike Franklin.
This one I first remember telling over 40 years ago. It might be more readily grasped by you Brits out there…. Particularly those of a certain age…..
Once upon a time there was a tribe of monkeys living deep in the jungle. They were a happy bunch and would all work together for the good of the tribe. They had been working especially hard of late in preparation for a great feast and celebration for one … Read the rest...
In a spirit of adventure, I have been looking into various current Christian belief systems. These include the Catholics, Lutherans, Anglicans, Methodists, Baptists, Presbyterians, and Pentecostals, among others.
Suddenly, it came to me that I should visit the doctor to ask if my heart is strong enough for sects.… Read the rest...
xkcd is a webcomic by Randall Munroe. Sometimes he includes puns that are usually of a mathematical and/or scientific nature.
This work is copyrighted and is licensed by xkcd under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 2.5 Generic Licence.… Read the rest...
Denny Adams asked this question.
How rich do you have to be to use real poo in your hair?… Read the rest...
TV Tropes is a wiki about the tricks of the trade in writing fiction. Tropes are devices a writer can use and be reasonably sure they will be present in the minds of audience members.
Basically, each entry defines the tropes and lists its uses in various media examples. You can also look at particular TV shows, movies, books, etc. and see the tropes used in it.
In fairness, you should know that going to TV Tropes can cost you … Read the rest...
This little pun was submitted by Mike Frankly. It is just… awful…
I accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble tiles…I don’t know what to do.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.… Read the rest...
Sister Cathy sent this from a KFAT radio station, Boston (I think):
We couch potatoes are participating in the Fitness Protection Program.… Read the rest...
This series of Harrison Ford puns is making the rounds on the interwebs.
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Dennis Adams sent in this one. Blame him.
A number of cannibals were talking about their favorite foods.
One said, “I like Mexicans, because they are nice and spicy.”
Another said, “I prefer Americans, because they are so soft and tender.”
The third said, “I like Israelis because they come in so many flavors.”
“What do you mean?” asked one of the others.
He replied, “Well, there’s orange Jews, apple jews, grape jews…”… Read the rest...
Here is the complete list of results from yesterday’s Punniest of Show competition during the 2014 O.Henry Pun-Off.
The six judges scored each contestant from 1 to 10. The highest and lowest scores were dropped, with the remaining four scores being totaled to determine the official score.
||Darvy and Jenny |
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