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Math & Science Jokes

Category: Rated NC-17

This collection of math and science jokes was found online. Some may already be on the site, but worth sharing again.

The authors to these are unknown. By anyone, I imagine.


A mathematician walks into a bar and asks for ten times the normal number of drinks anyone else has. “Wow,” says the barkeep, “That’s an order of magnitude.”


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. … Read the rest...

A Daffynition

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

Dennis Adams sends in this little gem.


If a fart is profane gas, then diarrhea is liquid profane.… Read the rest...

Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Here’s an old picture pun that never made it into the collection.

Hobbit HobbyteRead the rest...

Luke-ing for Love

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Truly love this one…

Looking for love in Alderaan placesRead the rest...

Fossilzzle

Category: Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G

This sweet little physics pun doesn’t require the picture, but the picture makes it (IMHO). The creator is unknown.

Velociraptor = Distraptor / TimeraptorRead the rest...

Bikers

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

Some random thoughts by Alan B. Combs.


Realizing it is one of the really dangerous things one can do, I still have always liked motorcycles. Back when I was young and slightly more in my prime, I rode a twin-cylinder Honda. My rule was that I would never ride a bike larger than I could upright if it ever fell over. For various reasons, I have walked away from the beasts, but I still love ‘em.

Next, you should understand … Read the rest...

The Witching Time of Fright

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

The Witching Time of Fright” by Cynthia MacGregor from “The Ants Are My Friends” by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel (©2007)


There was a woman “of a certain age,” and age had not been kind to her. In fact, her appearance caused some to call her a witch, a fact she eventually turned to her advantage.

You see, the woman had seen both Hannibal Lecter movies and decided she would emulate his example. But unlike cannibal Hannibal, the woman ate … Read the rest...

Successfully Dieters Might Win the Nobelly Prize

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

These look better than they should to me. The creator of the picture pun is unknown.


My doctor said I needed to eat more greensRead the rest...

A Pun that Never Gets Old!

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

Dave Wallace asks this timeless question:


What happens when your spouse achieves immortality?

That’s unbereavable.… Read the rest...

A Bad Pun is Soda Pressing

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is floating around. Which U.S. State has the Smallest Soft Drinks?