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Shaggy Message

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on August 10, 2003.


It's a Tex-Mexage.

Shaggy Trio

Category: Adult Theme, Cartoon Puns, Puns

xkcd is a webcomic by Randall Munroe. Sometimes he includes puns that are usually of a mathematical and/or scientific nature.


They can't solve the three-body problem.

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Shaggy Halfling VIII

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on December 27, 2007.


Yes, it's Hobbit-Yule.

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Just a Little Too Late

Category: Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy

The author of this is unknown, but the timing is appropriate as we head back into football season.


“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged Aggie as he set the man’s broken leg.

“Well, doc, 25 years ago …”

“Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”

“Like I was saying…25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I’d gone to bed, the farmer’s… Read the rest…

Shaggy Halfling VII

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on June 21, 2007.


Is unfit for hobbit-Asian!

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Rock the Cascabel

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on June 21, 2007.


Yes, he was a loose canon.

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Questions That Answer Themselves (A List)

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G

These are from the groaners listserv.


Is that a cul-de-sac?

No way.

What’s a novel?

Well, you see, it’s kind of a long story..

Do you ever wonder what eternity means?

All the time..

What is a distraction?

A distraction is..oh look! A bird..

What does ambiguous mean?

Could mean anything, I guess..

Do you worship regularly?

Yes. Religiously.

What is perception?

What’s it to you?.

What does condescending mean?

Sit down and I’ll explain it to you

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Stupid Questions (a List)

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

From David Curly to the groaners listserv.


Stupid Questions . . .  The most complete list in one place!

A stitch in time saves nine what?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

Afer they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Are female moths called myths?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Are there any unguided missiles?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road

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Shaggy Benedict

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on June 21, 2007.


Of course I can. It's not a proprietary recipe. It's open sauce!

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A Shaggy Hope II

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on May 27, 2007.


I dare say you will never hear a more wretched hum of Skive and Villainy.

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