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Spader? I Barely Knew Her!
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… Kanye Hear It?
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… Golf is Good for Italian Men
Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy
From Brother Tom Vickery.
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?”
“I’m Italian and I am a golfer,” says the old guy, “and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.”
“Well”, … Read the rest…
The Shaggy One
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… A Dangerous Foe
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… Shaggy Campfire
Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs
Dave Wallace sent this timely piece of advice in.
In California, and, indeed, many parts of the West – the whole country, actually, prevention of uncontrolled wildfire is critically important. So when we camp out in the Sierras, on the last night of a multi-day backpack, we occasionally get carried away and have a bigger fire than might be prudent.
The National Forests have some rules:
Prepare Your Site – Find a level spot away from overhanging branches, brush, or … Read the rest…
Live Shaggy
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… Shaggy Misdirection
Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG
There are several versions of this on the internet. This is (such as it is) one of the most socially acceptable.
It reads: Yesterday afternoon I was going back home with my gf, when I left her arm to take out my phone and then took this photo. She got angry and shouted real bad at me. Didn’t talk to me again that day. But let’s just be honest: how many times do you find a dog driving over the … Read the rest…
A Backhanded Compliment?
Category: Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy
This is developed from a forum post I read online.
Thursday night, Eleven time Grand Slam champion Rafael Nadal lost to 100th ranked Lukas Rosol of the Czech Republic in the second round at Wimbledon. Some call it the biggest upset in tennis history, but I think they’re missing the real story.
I heard that before the final point of the match, Nadal cried out that he couldn’t believe he was losing to a Serb. After scoring, Rosol yelled out, … Read the rest…
Not a Cigar?
Category: Adult Theme, Short Snorts
Dave Wallace submitted this not-exactly-timely entry saying, “The glory and wealth of the language! Or not…”
Question:
What did the FBI forensic analysts find in the pocket of Monica’s Little Blue Dress?
Answer:
A wad of bills.… Read the rest…