Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Star Wars Derived?

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

It was a hot summer’s day, and Luke was in the marina, having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the “Fourth of July.” He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise.

Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician. Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie’s cousin. Anyway, the appointment went over time, and … Read the rest...

A Pun Taken to Pharaoh

Category: Rated G

Mike Franklin submitted this little gem.

Does this one travel? I am not sure but I do know that…..Archaeologists dig it

Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in a mixture of chocolate and hazelnuts….

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A Wheely Good Pun

Category: Rated G

Dave Wallace sent this in, saying that he cobbled it together from several “Aviation Herald” threads.

A Mistral Avions de Transport Regional ATR-72-212A on behalf of Alitalia, registration OY-YAB performing flight AZ-1821 from Pantelleria to Trapani (Italy), was enroute when air traffic control informed the crew that a nose wheel had been found on the departure runway and had been identified as belonging to their aircraft.

The crew continued to Trapani, performed a low approach to have the landing gear … Read the rest...

Windows of Opportunity

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

Joe Blake submitted this little guy.

A bloke was walking along the street one day when he passed the local community hall and heard a burst of enthusiastic applause from within. He noticed a small handwritten sign on the door which said “Free Lecture – How to Succeed. All Welcome.” He entered the door and found himself in a room packed with people, bursting into spontaneous applause as they listened to the speaker on the stage. Standing at the back … Read the rest...

Just a Couple of Dandylions

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G, Short Snorts

This one was sent in by Vojislav Stojkovic. Original source is unknown.

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A Man with OCD Walks Repeatedly Into a Bar…

Category: Rated G

The prolific Dave Wallace sent this one in.

Whilst having a medical history taken to address my SOBOE (Shortness Of Breath On Exertion) issues, the following (slightly embellished) conversation occurred.

Doctor: What are your limits on exertion?
Me: I can climb half-way up the back stairs, then need a rest.
Doctor: How many steps?
Me: 12… every time.
Doctor: You have OCD! (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Me: No, it’s CDO – the letters gotta be in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Isn’t there … Read the rest...

Punniest of Show 2015: Ben Ziek (Winner)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

Ben Ziek, the punning version of Tiger Woods, wins Punniest of Show at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. His skit about alcohol scored a perfect 40 points.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Southpaw Jones (2nd Place)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Southpaw Jones takes second place with his 39 point musical performance about writing at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Gy Odom (3rd Place)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Gy Odom’s 3rd place skit on sports at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Matthew Tobin

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Matthew Tobin’s baseball skit scores 38 points at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He tied for third place, but was knocked off the stand in an applause off.

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