Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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2017 Punslingers Winners

Category: News

Jerzy Gwiadowski defeated Dav Wallace in the finals of Punslingers at the 2017 O.Henry Pun-Off.

In the semi-finals, Dav beat Matt Pollack, while Jerzy defeated Randell Kirsch.

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2017 Punniest of Show Winners

Category: News

Three perfect scores sat atop Punniest of Show at the 2017 O.Henry Pun-Off. Jerzy Gwiazdowski was disqualified for running long, so the top two were determined by applause. After multiple rounds of applause, Southpaw Jones beat out Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski for the win.

Six scores of 38 were also settled through applause, with third place going to Annika Eagle.

The top three spots are:

1st – Southpaw Jones
2nd – Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski
3rd – Annica Eagle

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The Kadinka-Donka Machine

Category: Shaggy Dogs

This shaggy story was submitted by Wesley Parish, who says:

“Here’s something you might not have; it was a favourite at Yarralumla Primary in Canberra in the mid-70s.”


There was a rich and not altogether intelligent young man getting bored with his life of excessive privilege. One day while driving at random through the Peruvian Andes, he noticed a sign by the side of the road. It said “Kadinka-Donka Machines Our Speciality”.

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Pay Toilet Lament

Category: Adult Theme

Yes, I am old enough to remember pay toilets at such places as gas stations. I learned this lament as a child, though I never did mention it to my parents.

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted.
Paid a nickel to shit,
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In Praise of Tad Williams

Category: Adult Theme

Tad Williams is becoming one of my favorite SF/Fantasy authors. In a recent book, he remarked that one of the characters was so dumb, he could not count to eleven, even with his pants down.

I liked the joke a lot. I am not sure that many women do.… Read the rest...

Trumpism #1

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

In the first of what I suspect will be many Donald Trump related posts, here’s one about cheese. Original creator is unknown.

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This is the Wurst

Category: Picture Pun

Another one making the rounds…

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

Category: Picture Pun

This visual pun is making the rounds.

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But that’s not important right now…

Category: Rated G

Submitted by Mike Franklin.


I Just asked Siri, “Surely its not going to rain today?”

She said, “It is, and don’t call me Shirley”

It seems that I forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.… Read the rest...

A Cheesy Pun

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

In honor of this week’s Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, this image is making the rounds.


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