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Punniest of Show 2015: Jonah and William Spear

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Jonah and William Spear give a picture driven performance based upon composers and musicians. Their score of 36 points was not enough to medal.

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Punniest of Show 2015: Michael Kohl

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video

Michael Kohl puns on country names at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. His score of 36 points did not get him on the medal stand.

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Punniest of Show 2015: David Wyde

Category: Pun Cascade, Video

David Wyde riffs on all things Star Wars at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He scored 36 points, which was not enough to make it into the medals.

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Punslingers 2015, Championship Round

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

In quite possibly the longest final round in Punslingers hostory, Ben Ziek and Jerzy Gwaizdowski face off in the category of Numerical References.

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Punslingers 2015, Round Four

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

The semifinal Round Four of Punslingers at the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships was the shortest round of all five.

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Punslingers 2015, Round Three

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Let’s continue with Round Three of Punslingers from the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2015, Round Two

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

And, for your viewing pleasure or displeasure, here is round two of Punslingers from the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2015, Round One

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Round One of Punslingers ran for an hour and twenty-one minutes. Here it is, with all of it’s punishment.

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Results from the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off

Category: News

Even in the face of inclement weather, Saturday saw perhaps the largest crowd for an O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships in history. The audience was treated (or subjected) to an epic eight hours of competition.

The video from the competition is being uploaded to YouTube as I type this. Right now, the gating factor is horrible U-verse upload speeds, so it may be a few days until everything is uploaded.

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Religious Fundamentalists

Category: Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Short Snorts

A friend of mine is very inclined to religious fundamentalism. Among other groups, he has been studying the Quakers, the Mennonites, and the Amish. He just cannot decide whom to join, and this has become a source of great confusion and anguish to him. Hypertension and cardiac symptoms have resulted. Finally, he heard some very helpful advice in a TV advertisement – “Ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for sects.”… Read the rest...