Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Ferment It’s Worth

Category: Rated G

I was out at Fitzroy Island recently – I keep saying you haven’t lived until you spend some quality time in the water with a Green Sea Turtle and then have a fine beer in Foxy’s front bar. It’s the kind of place where you sit down, look around and wonder what all the underprivileged people are doing.

Reminds me that last October I was there and Foxy’s was doing a sort of October Fest. Because everything has to come … Read the rest...

Punslingers Round 2

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Round Two of the Punslingers competition at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show Winner

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Jerzy Gwiazdowski’s winning entry in Punniest of Show at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers Round 1, 2nd Half

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

And here’s the second half of the first round of Punslingers, for your watching enjoyment.

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Punniest of Show Second Place

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Southpaw Jones’ second place entry in Punniest of Show at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show Third Place

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here is Michael Kohl’s third place entry in Punniest of Show at the 2016 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers Round 1, 1st Half

Category: Rated PG, Video

If you couldn’t make it out to the Pun-Off last weekend, you can watch it here. We’ll start off with the first half of the first round of the Punslingers competition.

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Sister Cities

Category: Puns, Rated PG

This was sent in by Frank Reid.


The residents of the town of Ramsey on the Isle of Man in the UK decided that they would partner (we call them Sister Cities) with the town of Novokutznetsk in Russia. The Manx population was very happy, as were the residents of Novokutznetsk. A large, joint celebration was planned in both towns.

To commemorate the event, the citizens of Ramsey constructed a miniature of their famous “Albert Tower” to go in the … Read the rest...

Punniest of Show 2016 Results

Category: News

A three way tie of perfect scores was resolved via audience applause. Michael Kohl riffed on vegetables with a political bent, Jerzy Gwiazdowski punned all the Asian countries, and Southpaw Jones had a show for the birds.

The final ranking was:

3rd – Kohl
2nd – Jones
1st – Gwiazdowski

Update May 9, 2016: Here are all the scores. The highest and lowest scores are knocked out before the total is summed.

# Name 1 2 3 4 5 6
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All I Need is a Sine

Category: Rated G

Sent in by Dave Wallace, who says, “Currently floating around like a log on FB. Bit of a tangent from the usual, but I’m sending it ‘cos I can.”


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