Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


A Pun for the Halibut

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

Denny Adams sent this little guy in…


After a long day of fishing, I was feeling a little frisky, but alas, my wife wasn’t interested. She said “Not tonight, Dear. I’ve got a haddock.”… Read the rest...

Siri Puns

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Apple’s digital assistant Siri has an army of writers working to develop answers to questions common and uncommon. On occasion, the answer has a nifty little pun.

This little Holocaust pun is both inappropriate and funny.


anne frankly I don't find them entertaining


2014/01/14: As I come across more of these Siri puns, I’ll probably add them on here.

Let's not put Descartes before the horse

You're going to find this rather... breathtaking.Read the rest...

I Dream of Jeannie She’s a Light Brown Hare

Category: Rated G

Dave Wallace sent in this tasty little gem.


In Australia, rabbit was once known as “Depression Mutton”, but now it has become a darling of the cooking shows.

Rabbit Stifado

Matthew Evans provides the rabbits for this traditional Greek recipe, wherein the meat is browned then slow-cooked with onion, garlic and spices, resulting in a richly flavoured stew.

Chop each rabbit into 6 large pieces.

Heat the olive oil in deep-sided, heavy-based pot. Add the butter and oregano. Season well … Read the rest...

Have a Ball

Category: Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts

Another submission from the prolific Denny Adams.


Walgreens was having a sale on my favorite deodorant last week. I couldn’t find any on the shelves, so I asked the lady at the sales counter.

She said, “We have it; it’s here behind the counter. Would you like the ball type?”

I said, “No, thanks. I just want it for my underarms.”… Read the rest...

A Pun I Truly Relish

Category: Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

Denny Adams submitted this quick pun.


I went to the grocery store last night, and got to the cashier. She asked, “Paper or plastic?”

I said, “Either is fine. I’m Bi-sacktual.”… Read the rest...

Diego Come and Me Wanna Go Home

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds. I certainly can’t argue with it…


I don't know son. We're chargersRead the rest...

Drinking the Cool Aid

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

This one, sent in by Mike Franklin, has been making the rounds. But this version is a bit more shaggy then what I had seen.


I’ll start this one with an evil grin…

So there’s this slightly introverted high school student who has never asked a girl to a dance. It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. He musters up the courage to ask one of his friends. She says yes…… Now he has … Read the rest...

Going of the Rails on a Crazy Twain

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

Denny Adams submitted this little pun.


A new massage parlor opened in Hartford Conneticut, named “King Arthurs Court”

The employees are affectionately known as The Conneticut Yankers.… Read the rest...

First Christmas Joke 2013?

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13

Mike Franklin sent in the following little gem.


There seems to be room for all sorts of jokes here so may I suggest something seasonal?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, … Read the rest...

Deaf Jams

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

Not sure who created it, but I like it. Even if it is a stretch to call some of them stereos.

Black StereotypesRead the rest...