Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


A Micro Snort

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

Denny Adams submitted this little gem.


My favorite microwave comfort food is Marconi and cheese.… Read the rest…

Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This little picture pun is making the rounds. Wish I’d seen it in July.


Because Freedom Rings

Nothing to Lose Sleep Over

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds. The original creator is not known.


Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-niaRead the rest…

Texas Sheriff Exam

Category: Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

This is from classmate Sonya. It ended up a lot sweeter than I thought it might.


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working — in a West Texas Sheriff’s Department.

After a series of … Read the rest…

Math & Science Jokes

Category: Rated NC-17

This collection of math and science jokes was found online. Some may already be on the site, but worth sharing again.

The authors to these are unknown. By anyone, I imagine.


A mathematician walks into a bar and asks for ten times the normal number of drinks anyone else has. “Wow,” says the barkeep, “That’s an order of magnitude.”


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. … Read the rest…

A Daffynition

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

Dennis Adams sends in this little gem.


If a fart is profane gas, then diarrhea is liquid profane.… Read the rest…

Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Here’s an old picture pun that never made it into the collection.

Hobbit HobbyteRead the rest…

Luke-ing for Love

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Truly love this one…

Looking for love in Alderaan placesRead the rest…

Fossilzzle

Category: Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G

This sweet little physics pun doesn’t require the picture, but the picture makes it (IMHO). The creator is unknown.

Velociraptor = Distraptor / TimeraptorRead the rest…

Bikers

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

Some random thoughts by Alan B. Combs.


Realizing it is one of the really dangerous things one can do, I still have always liked motorcycles. Back when I was young and slightly more in my prime, I rode a twin-cylinder Honda. My rule was that I would never ride a bike larger than I could upright if it ever fell over. For various reasons, I have walked away from the beasts, but I still love ‘em.

Next, you should understand … Read the rest…