Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Shaggy Halfling XI

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on May 10, 2009.


I want to become totally hobbituated.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar.

A Tall Ship Tale #67: A Man For Awl Seasons

Category: Puns, Rated G, alt.callahans

Paul DeAnguera continues.


Captain Quid paced the H.M.S. Legume’s gundeck, glancing at his watch; the drill was not going well. The embarrassed crew wrestled a massive gun-carriage away from its port, their feet slipping on the deck. Almo Sather rammed gunpowder and wadding into the cannon’s mouth, and Owen Anatu heaved a ball in after them. Then they shoved it back to the gunport again. By this time the deck was so slippery from spills and sweat that… Read the rest…

A Profit Is Not Without Honor….

Category: Politically Incorrect, Puns

Politically Incorrect, we won’t mention from whom this cometh.


A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats.

It’s doing well.

He says Prophets are going through the roof.

Shaggy Psionics

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on September 14, 2003.


We became tellykinetic.

Shaggy Pirates

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on August 21, 2003.


I be getting 30,000 nautical miles to the galleon.

Shaggy Cthulhu

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on August 17, 2003.


Everyone knows, if you fight Cthulhu, you end up in Seine.

Here Comes the Shaggy

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

xkcd is a webcomic by Randall Munroe. Sometimes he includes puns that are usually of a mathematical and/or scientific nature.


It's Daylight Saving Time.

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Success in Life

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

From cousin Jo Ann Thomas.


Two of the most important attributes for success in life are wisdom and patience. The qualities are exemplified below.
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Bring Me Some Shaggy Newtons

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on May 9, 2009.


After all, a body at reast likes to remain at rest.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar.

The Bull Whisperer

Category: Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

This is by Bob Dvorak. I apologize for the previous wrong ascription.


My girlfriend could talk to the animals — and they could talk to her as well (thank you very much, Dr. Doolittle). She used her teacher-child-psych skills in college to carry this capability one step further: By talking to beasts in a soothing fashion, she could actually hypnotize them and offer post-hypnotic behavior modification.

She discovered this quite accidentally one afternoon as a teenager when her… Read the rest…