Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Bring Me Some Shaggy Newtons III

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on August 26, 2009.


If I had my way, I'd be rid of the lot of them: Hooke: Leibniz, and Sinker!

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Shaggy Hogwarts

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on September 16, 2003.


You shall not pass!

Shaggy Romans

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on August 21, 2009.


Get out of here, you Vandals!

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Shaggy Halfling XII

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on August 18, 2009.


Yep. It was a hobbit form ink substance.

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Shaggy Moo

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on July 1, 2009.


Interrupting coefficient of friction

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Abdul, The Hack

Category: Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

This was written a few years ago by Bob Dvorak.


Abdul came to New York City, and, as so many immigrants do, he became a
taxi driver. But he was determined to be no ordinary taxi driver… at the
end of a 15-hour workday, he went home to city street maps and tour guides,
and studied and studied.

Within a fairly short time he knew every back street; every alley; which
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Puns On The Animal Kingdom

Category: P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG-13

This is a recent series of puns on the PUNY listserv.


What’s a large animal that, when it walks back and forth, back and forth, and makes you very sleepy to look at it?
A hypnopotamus!

Cyn (MacGregor)
= = = = =

What greeting in a nudest camp makes you think of an animal?
A Buff Hello

Stan (Kegel)
= = = = =

Q: What does the father Buff Hello say when… Read the rest…

A Shaggy Future

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on June 26, 2009.


No. I'm just suffering from fuchsia shock.

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Football and Confession

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

This is from bwjokes2. The coming football season appears like an oasis in the desert of trash sports. So this tale is timely. It is changeable to fit your own needs.


Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved old Irish priest. At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent football game.

“I lost my temper and said some… Read the rest…

Bring Me Some Shaggy Newtons II

Category: Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on June 7, 2009.


After all, a Body in Motion tends to remain in Motion.

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