Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Flour Power

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

Dennis Adams sent this little guy in.


What is the primary ingredient in bagels and doughnuts?

Hole wheat flour, of course.… Read the rest...

Turnip Beet a Ground

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Clever little picture pun making the rounds…

Lettuce Turnip the BeetRead the rest...

Buzz Off!

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

A pun forty something years in the making. Neil before me

Punslingers Round Four, 1st Half (Video)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

Due to batteries going kaput, I only caught the first of the two competitions in Round Four of Punslingers. It was between Ben Ziek and Dav Wallace, and the topic was Celebrity Questions.

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Punslingers Round Three (Video)

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

The third round of Punslingers involved eight competitors in four matches:

I was running low on batteries at this point, so I apologize for the abrupt break in the middle.

Topics covered included:
– Famous Vehicles
– Theatre
– Religion
– Tubes… Read the rest...

Gillian Anderson

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This visual pun is a bit more clever than most. Gillian Withouterson

Punslingers Round Two (Video)

Category: Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here’s the second round of Punslingers from last weekend’s O. Henry Pun-Off. It’s a mere 41 minutes in length.

Topics included:
– Handwriting Instruments
– Desserts, no Candy
– Exercise
– Magic & Illusions
– Currency & Coins
– Power Tools
– Fruits & Vegetables
– Archeology… Read the rest...

Putin on the Ritz

Category: Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G

This series of picture puns is making the rounds.

Various Putin punsRead the rest...

Punslingers Round One (Video)

Category: Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video

Here’s the first round of Punslingers from last weekend’s O. Henry Pun-Off. Grab some popcorn, because it runs for almost seventy minutes of puns!

Topics included:
– Space Travel
– Toys
– Candy, no Desserts
– Metal
– Photography
– Disney
– World War II
– Bread
– Mythology
– Headwear
– Chemistry
– Flowers
– Geology
– Hair, no Products
– Glassware
– Olympics… Read the rest...

Punslingers (2013 Pun-Off) Results

Category: Rated G

The second half of the annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships is Punslingers, a head-to-head battle of puns in a single elimination format. Thirty-two competitors are narrowed down to one with varying topics.

Here are the results, with the topics in parentheses.

Round One

Mark Eells defeats Scott Seay (Space Travel)
Ben Zeik defeats Brian Agler (Toys)
Jerzy Gwiazdowski defeats Satya Manz (Candy, no Desserts)
Gracie Deegan defeats Andrew Johnson (Metal)
Andy Balinsky defeats Sean De Tore (Photography)
Diana Gruber … Read the rest...