Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Men Have Better Friends

Category: Rated PG

Proof That Men Have Better Friends
This is from Bro. Tom Vickery.


Friendship among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.
The … Read the rest...

How to Treat Elves

Category: Poetry, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Dogs

This ancient, shaggy poem is attributed to Morris Bishop, and was submitted to us by Denny Adams.


I met an elf man in the woods,
The wee-est little elf!
Sitting under a mushroom tall–
‘Twas taller than himself!

“How do you do, little elf,” I said,
“And what do you do all day?”
“I dance ‘n fwolic about,” said he,
“‘N scuttle about and play;”

“I s’prise the butterflies, ‘n when
A katydid I see,
‘Katy didn’t’ I say, and … Read the rest...

A Micro Snort

Category: Rated G, Short Snorts

Denny Adams submitted this little gem.


My favorite microwave comfort food is Marconi and cheese.… Read the rest...

Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This little picture pun is making the rounds. Wish I'd seen it in July.
Because Freedom Rings

Nothing to Lose Sleep Over

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds. The original creator is not known.


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Texas Sheriff Exam

Category: Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

This is from classmate Sonya. It ended up a lot sweeter than I thought it might.


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working — in a West Texas Sheriff’s Department.

After a series of … Read the rest...

Math & Science Jokes

Category: Rated NC-17

This collection of math and science jokes was found online. Some may already be on the site, but worth sharing again.

The authors to these are unknown. By anyone, I imagine.


A mathematician walks into a bar and asks for ten times the normal number of drinks anyone else has. “Wow,” says the barkeep, “That’s an order of magnitude.”


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. … Read the rest...

A Daffynition

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

Dennis Adams sends in this little gem.


If a fart is profane gas, then diarrhea is liquid profane.… Read the rest...

Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Here’s an old picture pun that never made it into the collection.

Hobbit HobbyteRead the rest...

Luke-ing for Love

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Truly love this one…

Looking for love in Alderaan placesRead the rest...