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Punniest of Show (2013 Pun-Off) Results

Category: News, Rated G

The O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships was held last weekend. The first half of the competition consists of a series of prepared skits.

Thirty-one contestants were scored from 1 to 10 by six judges. The highest and the lowest scores were dropped before summing the total.

Here are the scores:

Contestant Judge 1 Judge 2 Judge 3 Judge 5 Judge 5 Judge 6 Total
Christen DiClaudio 8 6 7 7 7 9 29
Michael Kohl 9 7 7 8 8
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For Those Needing Biblical Interpretation of Current Events

Category: Puns, Rated PG

Forwarded to us by Lowrie.

For those who haven’t heard, Washington State just passed two laws about gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

We just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before.

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Equivalents — For All You Thinkers

Category: Lists, Puns, Rated G

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The Cow, the Ant, and the Old Fart

Category: Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

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A Graduate Student Haggadah

Category: Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G

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A Really Olde Rerun

Category: Current Events, Puns

A Really Olde Rerun

The current Pope served for about seven years before announcing retirement.
Last time around when the College of Cardinals selected Pope Benedict, one
of the cardinals that was in the running was Cardinal Anton Scola. The newspapers
say he’s in the running again, but has the same problem as last time — no one
thinks the Church should have a Pope Scola.

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Hoof in Mouth Disease

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

John Sugg submitted the following fragrant pun.

In honor of International Hoof Care Week I would like to bring to light a new farrier/artist name Ed Smith. He developed the art of carving intricate patterns in the tops of horse hooves. He is much talked about in cowboy circles. Around many a campfire you hear exclamations about Hoof Art Ed!… Read the rest...

Cuddle Up, and Don’t Be Blue

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another picture pun is making the rounds.

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Shaggy Austrian

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds…

I still love Vista, BabyRead the rest...

Wisdom for the New Year

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This one was sent in by Lowrie B.

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