Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


The Cow, the Ant, and the Old Fart

Category: Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

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A Graduate Student Haggadah

Category: Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G

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A Really Olde Rerun

Category: Current Events, Puns

A Really Olde Rerun


The current Pope served for about seven years before announcing retirement.
Last time around when the College of Cardinals selected Pope Benedict, one
of the cardinals that was in the running was Cardinal Anton Scola. The newspapers
say he’s in the running again, but has the same problem as last time — no one
thinks the Church should have a Pope Scola.


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Hoof in Mouth Disease

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

John Sugg submitted the following fragrant pun.


In honor of International Hoof Care Week I would like to bring to light a new farrier/artist name Ed Smith. He developed the art of carving intricate patterns in the tops of horse hooves. He is much talked about in cowboy circles. Around many a campfire you hear exclamations about Hoof Art Ed!… Read the rest...

Cuddle Up, and Don’t Be Blue

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another picture pun is making the rounds.


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Shaggy Austrian

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds…


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Wisdom for the New Year

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This one was sent in by Lowrie B.


Two of the greatest qualities in life are patience and wisdomRead the rest...

New Commemorative Pistol

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States House of Representatives.

It will be named the “Congressman.”

The Congressman

It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.… Read the rest...

Why Lessons in Political Correctness May Be Needed for Men

Category: Adult Theme, Current Events, Lists, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG

Sensitivity Training For Men
This was forwarded by Lowrie B who actually deleted certain ones.


* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!

* Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting “pedophile!” and other names at me, just because my girlfriend … Read the rest...

Al Qaeda Disbands — Unnecessary

Category: Current Events, News, Politically Incorrect

This poliitical update is from Lowrie B. I think I would like to have the concession for the lemon creme pies to hit our politicos in the face.


WASHINGTON, D.C. —The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the willing and capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”

In an official statement published on the group’s website, the current leader of Al Qaeda said that … Read the rest...