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Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots
The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive
… When Irish Sighs are Whiling
Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs
Dave Wallace submitted this one, saying, “I’ve been telling this for years, don’t know where it came from and can’t believe it’s not in the collection.”
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’s dem”. The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere,” says Gerry, “Put dem in a peeper bag.” … Read the rest…
My Melon-choly Baby
Category: Cartoon Puns, Rated G
This cartoon pun is making the rounds. I tried to find the creator, but failed. If someone knows who created it, I’d love to link back to him or her.
… I Stink, Therefore I Am
Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs
This one is from prolific creator of puns, Dave Wallace.
Even in grade school, just after graduating from Kindy, Vangelis & Becky found themselves isolated from all the “mainstream” kids, who had rejected them because they smelled just a bit “off”. Becky’s mom was a stickler for personal hygiene, making sure that Becks had at least one shower or bath each day. Vangelis, unusually for a boy, knew that he could be a little pungent after physical exercise, so took … Read the rest…
Borborygmus
Category: Limericks, Rated G
Borborygmus — an educational limerick.… Read the rest…
I sat with the Duchess at tea.
It was just as I feared it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal,
Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!
Shaggy Rogue
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G, Spoonerisms
… Shakes Hands with the Head of the Household
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs
This shaggy story was submitted by Dave Wallace. In his email, he said he should feel sorry for it, but I don’t think he is.
Little Tommy stomped loudly into the kitchen & yelled at the top of his voice “GOTTA PISS!”. Arthur Sydney’s mother, Arthur Sydney, and Little Susie (with eyes like saucers) were agog at Little Tommie’s language. “LITTLE TOMMIE”, yelled Sydney’s mother, “YOU MUST NEVER SAY THAT WORD
AGAIN!”
Well, Little Tommy, and Little Susie went on … Read the rest…
… Shaggy Lech
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… Testicular Pain
Category: Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy
Another of those “Abuse them Texans” stories.
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the Midget to turn … Read the rest…