Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Equivalents — For All You Thinkers

Category: Lists, Puns, Rated G

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The Cow, the Ant, and the Old Fart

Category: Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

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A Graduate Student Haggadah

Category: Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G

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A Really Olde Rerun

Category: Current Events, Puns

A Really Olde Rerun

The current Pope served for about seven years before announcing retirement.
Last time around when the College of Cardinals selected Pope Benedict, one
of the cardinals that was in the running was Cardinal Anton Scola. The newspapers
say he’s in the running again, but has the same problem as last time — no one
thinks the Church should have a Pope Scola.

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Hoof in Mouth Disease

Category: Rated PG, Short Snorts

John Sugg submitted the following fragrant pun.

In honor of International Hoof Care Week I would like to bring to light a new farrier/artist name Ed Smith. He developed the art of carving intricate patterns in the tops of horse hooves. He is much talked about in cowboy circles. Around many a campfire you hear exclamations about Hoof Art Ed!… Read the rest...

Cuddle Up, and Don’t Be Blue

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another picture pun is making the rounds.

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Shaggy Austrian

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds…

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Wisdom for the New Year

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This one was sent in by Lowrie B.

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New Commemorative Pistol

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States House of Representatives.

It will be named the “Congressman.”

The Congressman

It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.… Read the rest...

Why Lessons in Political Correctness May Be Needed for Men

Category: Adult Theme, Current Events, Lists, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG

Sensitivity Training For Men
This was forwarded by Lowrie B who actually deleted certain ones.

* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!

* Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting “pedophile!” and other names at me, just because my girlfriend … Read the rest...