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Otter Know Better

Category: Rated G

My ex-father-in-law liked puns, but you would have to listen carefully to what he said, or they had a chance to go right on by, unnoticed.

One time he posed the question, “Why did the otter go in and out of the lake?”

The answer came in passing, “He went in for diverse reasons, and he came out for sundry reasons.”

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