On Your Whatchamacallit

A highly probable tale from Clynch Varnadore of PUNY.

My son was playing with a couple of friends, one of whom is 5. This 5 year old thinks it’s a mortal sin to say the word “butt”. Whenever he hears it he gasps sharply and says, “Ummm!”.

As they were playing last night, the other friend said he was the dad and my son and the 5 year old were the kids. He then said he was going to spank them right on their butts. The 5 year old did his “ummm” thing, then my son said, “No! He’s going to spank you on your booty!”

To which the other friend said, “Yeah, I’m going to spank you on your Bootius Maximus!”

Alice Collins asks:

So, let me get this straight. Are you getting to the bottom of things, or are you bringing up the rear?

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