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On The Veldt

Category: Puns, Rated G

By Alan B. Combs. (By now, you should have seen so many of these things that I can give this one to you as a riddle.)


The lion and his females, in a fit of great hunger and rash stupidity, attacked an old bull elephant. Well, they got their butts kicked. The lion and his females were barely able to escape with their lives. The lion looking back over his shoulder as he was running away said, “You may have run me off, you may have defeated me, but I’ve still got my _____________.”

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