This was posted on the groaners listserv.

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A rather prim and proper woman is riding the Greyhound bus from Shreveport to New Orleans. It’s been a long day and she’s bored. She knows it’s not right but she decides to listen to the two Cajun men sitting behind her.

Cajun #1:

“Naw, naw, naw! How many time I gotta tell ya! First, Emma cums…
din I cums…
din da 2 asses,
dey cums…
din I cums agin…”

Cajun #2:

“That’s ain’t how I learnt it!”

Well, Miss Prim & Proper is thinking, “Oh, my Lord!”. She tries to tune them out, but is unsuccessful.

Cajun #1:

“Igit, shad-up and lemme splain!
First, Emma cums…
din I cums…
din da 2 asses, dey cums…
din I cums agin…
din da 2 asses, dey cums agin…”

Cajun #2:

“And din what?”

Cajun #1:

“Din I cums agin…”

Well, Miss Prim & Proper just can’t take it anymore. She turns around in her seat to set the Cajuns straight.

Lady:

“Sirs, obviously your parents failed to teach you that it is highly improper to discuss such matters in public! I must insist that you cease this foul discussion immediately!”

Cajun #2:

“Lady, we ain’t tawkin ’bout no birds.”

Cajun #1:

“I reckon yer Paw never tawt ya to mind yer own bidness,Lady.”

Then he turns to Cajun #2 and says,

“Ferget her, Tee, and lissen.I got dis rite. I know I do: Emma cums first..

din I cums…
din da 2 asses, dey cums…
din I cums agin…
din da 2 asses, dey cums agin…
din here I cums agin…
din da peepee cums…
din I cums one mo time!”

Lady:

“That is disgusting and most inappropriate!!”

Cajun #2:

“Alright, Lady, how do YOU spell “M I S S I S S I P P I?”