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Occupational Hazard

Category: Adult Theme

By Alan B. Combs


Wire Services Late Night Edition, San Francisco, California — Police were called to the scene where Mr. Frank, an irrigation canal repairman was found beaten to death in a back alley. Sam had been dispatched to repair a leaking barrier which was supposed to be keeping water out of a lower-than-sea-level apartment complex near 3-Com Candlestick park. Eyewitnesses described how he had unknowingly entered a women’s gay bar and asked the patrons where he might find the crack in the dike.

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