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Not Worth the Effort

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?” The bartender says, “Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you — they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side — they’re Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?”

The guy thinks for a second. “I guess not,” he said. “I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”

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