This is a contribution by Lowrie Beacham to the collection.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog were sitting in a doggie bar when a beautiful female collie walked in. She said “whoever can use the words liver and cheese in a sentence, I am yours.”

The Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”

That isn’t good enough replied the collie.

The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”

That wasn’t creative enough replied the collie.

The Chihuahua says “Liver alone…cheese mine.”