Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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No Bicycles Aloud

Category: Rated G

This is the creation of Scarlet Herzele, Pun Mistress extraordinaire.

Gloria Steinem spilled cake frosting all over herself right before she began the golf game I had paid her to play in.

I had to shout, “Gummy libber! Tee or gimme debt!”

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