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Nice Scream

Category: Rated G

This is from Howell Gwin, who is getting into it, more and more.


Once upon a time, there were two robins who woke one day to find the sun shining, a light breeze blowing, not a cloud in the sky! They went down, found breakfast, had a drink, baths (water AND dust) and decided to take the rest of the day off from whatever-it-is-that-robins-do.

So they found a good patch of turf, lay down, stretched a time or two and went to sleep. A large cat found them and ate them both up.

Then he sat back, cleaned his paws and whiskers, and sighed, “MMMMMMMM, basking robins.”

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