This from the groaners listserv.
A rich newspaper owner decided to give his business to one of his three sons. He told them that he would give the paper to the one who could come up with the most sensational headline with no more than four words.
The following is what they came up with:
The first son came up with a four word headline: BUSH SUPPORTS UNLIMITED ABORTIONS!
The second son responded: AL QAEDA BECOMES CHRISTIAN!
The winner was the third son who submitted only two words: POPE ELOPES!