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This is a list of inventions by blondes. It was found on the Jokes Galore website. It’s not canonical, but it’s a good start.

Water-proof towels
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Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
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Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmaps
Helicopter ejector seats
Noiseless metronomes

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by Alan B. Combs on May 15, 2010 • Permalink

Posted in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

Tagged Bathroom Humor, Blondes Poles Aggies, Food

Posted by Alan B. Combs on May 15, 2010

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