New Inventions by Blondes

This is a list of inventions by blondes. It was found on the Jokes Galore website. It’s not canonical, but it’s a good start.

Water-proof towels
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmaps
Helicopter ejector seats
Noiseless metronomes

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