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New Grape Varietal

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13

I originally received this from Mel Lett. I more recently received a version from Sonia Schali. After seeing all those Detrol™ commercials, there will be a great market for this product. I would recommend y’all run out and buy stock.


For all you wine lovers out there…

California vintners in the Napa Valley area that primarily produces the Pinot’s have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and will reduce the number of trips an older person has to make to the bathroom during the night.

They will be marketing the new wine varietal as Pinot More.

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