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New Country Song Titles

Category: Lists, Puns, Rated PG

Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some of their entries.


– Ain’t No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

– You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

– Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart

– I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day

– She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn’t Choose Me

– The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn’t Cling To Me For Long

– Don’t Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

– I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf

– Now That We’re Miserable, I Hope You’re Happy


– It is hard to beat reality, however. Willie’s most recent song is “Roll me up and smoke me when I die”. I am such a fan.

– Dick Brewer reminds us of Kevin Fowler’s “Don’t Touch My Willie.” (And, now we are PG.)

– Michael Butterworth remembers “Take your tongue out of my mouth, I’m kissing you goodbye.”

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  1. Dennis

     /  November 9, 2011

    Actually, Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth; I’m Kissing You Goodbye is a song by John Denver. You can see it here:

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